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[Love Cells] [A dating virgin seduces an idol]
[Chapter 1, Episode 2]
[Fate]
What's that?
Is it something to eat?
Let me have some, too.
You're eating it by yourself?
Jeez, but you're tall. Are you trying to grow even taller?
Hey!
You're exactly what someone would call a dork.
These days, women put up with being poor, but not being shabby.
Hey, by any chance...
It can't be that you've never talked to a woman before, right?
No way! Are you kidding me?
Hey, are you kidding me?
You call this a man?
What are you doing?
[C 8 ] (spells out 'f---')
What difference would it make even if my love cells disappear?
You're trying hard for nothing.
No matter how hard you try, I can't do it!
Quiet down and look at this.
What's this? [Bright cream, fox ears, change gum...]
These items have all my techniques in them.
You guys sure have it hard.
Hey, put that down!
How stingy...
You can only use each of these items once.
Young man, you're there, right?
We need to talk today.
These UV rays...
[Landlord: fashionista]
It's too bitter.
You sure are weird.
Look here, young man.
When are you going to pay your past due rent?
Honestly, how can a person be so shameless?
That's cold! [3 months rent and utilities: 811,000 won]
- I'm sorry. - Yeah, whatever.
Young man, people are lining up
to take this room from there to there.
Look, there.
Where?
Anyway, I wasn't going to say this, but...
Because of you, I can't send money to my daughter, who's overseas.
Do you want to die?
What is all that?
These are just...
- I don't know you anymore. - Pardon me?
If you have money to buy these useless toys, pay your rent now!
Seriously, you're killing me!
Why are the UV rays so strong too?
Why did I let in such a perverted kid... He looks so normal.
It's not that safe here either.
Let's start by looking for your ideal type.
My ideal type?
If Seo Rin is too much for you, then what type of girl would you prefer?
Choose one.
I'm not interested in that kind of thing.
Just choose one for now!
How about her?
Bow-legged women were often picked on as kids and are conceited.
They have tiring personalities.
You have to hold their bags when they're in the bathroom or shopping...
Then, what about her?
Women with defined eyebrows are stubborn and do whatever they want.
They're very fickle about what they want to eat.
Goodness.
Wow, you've become quite the expert on the topic, haven't you?
That women has thin, blonde hair.
Those kind of women get sick often.
That women has a snub nose.
She likes to spend money, which is perfect for ruining her man.
They say all the money she earns comes out her nose.
Men will earn a lot of money for her in the name of love.
Are you kidding me?
Why?
I told you I wasn't going to do it anyways.
It's not that.
If you don't like any of those types, then Seo Rin is the one for you.
I'm right, aren't I?
Yeah, that's true.
But why are you saying it can't be Seo Rin then?
Miss Seo Rin is...
a goddess.
What?
With the touch of her slender fingertips
it feels like the dead can come back to life.
And whatever goes into her mouth
will only be dewdrops.
Because that's what a goddess is.
I'm right, aren't I, Miss Seo Rin?
What's wrong, Seo Rin?
[Seo Rin: Korea's Goddess. Idol-actor.]
It's nothing.
I just thought someone was talking about me.
Seo Rin, stop eating chicken feet.
You're supposed to be a goddess.
This is the embodiment of filth!
What? Filth?
Should I show you what true filth looks like?
Why are you scolding me for eating chicken feet?
Our goddess's sad face is so filthy today!
- Get out! - What a filthy--
Yeah, I'm filthy!
[Stylist: Clueless, honest.] He worries about such petty things.
No wonder he's been a road manager for 20 years.
[Seo Rin's manager: romanticist, icon of hope.]
Excuse me!
Didn't you hear what I said before?
These items!
The one that can save dorks like you is me.
How?
Don't think from now on.
I'll do the thinking.
[Love Cells] [A dating virgin seduces an idol]
'The Secret to Dating?'
Solving problem one. Commence.
The first thing is sight.
Appeal with your charming looks.
- Looking like this? - I know.
So if you put this on, a miracle will happen.
If you put this on, the ladies will be lining up.
Bright Cream.
Today, you will paralyze her sight.
Will a face like mine even catch her attention?
Excuse... excuse me!
Do you truly believe that fate exists?
I don't know about fate, but I know that ill fate exists.
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